EST. 2026 QUALITY STUFF N' THANGS HOSSANDBARB.COM

BUILT FOR WORK.
READY FOR WHATEVER.

Quality stuff n' thangs for folks who know better but do it anyway.

BUILT TO LAST ★ QUESTIONABLY NECESSARY ★ PROUDLY LOW-TECH
THE GENERAL STORE

STUFF N' THANGS

Shirts, hats, stickers and other assorted necessities currently being argued about by management.

H&B WORK SHIRTS
APPAREL

Shop Shirts

Appropriate attire for working, supervising or standing around discussing work.

SOON NOT QUITE YET
HB HEADGEAR
HATS

Workin' Caps

For keeping the sun out of your eyes and questionable ideas inside your head.

SOON BARB'S WORKIN' ON IT
★ STICKERS
STICKERS

Official Decals

Add approximately zero horsepower to whatever you stick 'em on.

SOON VERY IMPORTANT
? OTHER THANGS
MISC.

Assorted Necessities

Things you didn't know you needed until somebody put a logo on 'em.

SOON PROBABLY
HOSS & BARB SUPPLY CO. PRESENTS COMING SOON

We're stockin' shelves, arguing over prices and generally trying to get our shit together.

GENERAL STORE OPENING WHEN MANAGEMENT GETS AROUND TO IT
THE HOSS & BARB SUPPLY LIST

DON'T MISS
THE GOOD STUFF.

New gear, questionable advice and important company announcements delivered occasionally. No spam. Barb ain't got time for that.

We won't sell your email. We barely know what we're doing with it ourselves.

OFFICIAL COMPANY ARTWORK

PICK YER POISON.

One company. Several questionable logos. You'll see 'em scattered across the stuff we sell.

Hoss & Barb Supply Co. brand artwork
OUR STORY

A PROUD TRADITION
SINCE 2026.

Hoss & Barb Supply Co. was founded on a simple idea: there ought to be a place for quality stuff, useful thangs and the sort of advice usually delivered while leaning against a pickup truck.

We believe things ought to work, shirts ought to be comfortable and nobody should have to read a twelve-page instruction manual to operate a coffee mug.

Hoss & Barb
OFFICIAL COMPANY POLICY
"IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T LET HOSS TOUCH IT."
APPROVED BY MANAGEMENT
AFTER EXTENSIVE DISCUSSION
BULLETIN BOARD

OFFICIAL NOTICES

Important information from management, whether you asked for it or not.

01

WATCH FER CLIBBINS

Grass clibbins remain a recognized road hazard according to several highly qualified Facebook commenters.

02

FACEBOOK MECHANICS

Free advice remains worth exactly what management paid for it.

03

MISSING 10MM SOCKET

Investigation remains ongoing. No useful leads have been developed.

★ ★ ★
QUALITY STUFF N' THANGS.
— MANAGEMENT
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT

HOLLER
AT US.

Questions, complaints, compliments, questionable business propositions? Send 'em over.